I usually only get picked up by really old drunk men at Jolly - it's wonderful for the ego. This night however saw us being picked up by really young little boys - even better for the ego.
This is Lance. Lance fell in love with Sally. Lance wanted to marry Sally. We made Lance buy Sally a rose and us plenty of drinks. I'm starting to think that making a drunk man buy drinks is bad kharma... will let you know...
These are the young rugby boys. The one posing with Anne went into a 20 minute state of shock when he heard how old we were. Nice.
What I've learned from this experience:
1) Don't make eye contact with the drunk guy - he will come over (or start humping a stool as one does in Jolly)
2) Don't hand your phone over to a stranger - they will scan your barcode and make you their BBM contact
3) Young boys are really crude, rude & gropey - make sure you have some kung-fu moves handy
4) You don't have to take money with you to Jolly - just find the drunk guy and you're sorted with drinks for the night
5) Make sure you're not the last two females in the place - drunk men tend to block the exit and not allow you to leave
Good night girls. Thanks xoox
it's disturbing how much you like that place!
ReplyDeletei don't hear you complaining about Jolly while doing your yoga moves on their floor :)
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