29.03.2011 - 08h00 - Breakfast
Breakfast this morning was a fist full of calmettes... they better bloody work! Will let you know... either they wont and I will blush like an idiot or they will work and everyone will think I've been drinking on the job. Nice!
How much do I hate public speaking? Whenever I have to do something horrid, like go to the dentist, doctor, parents evening... I say to myself "Well, at least I don't have to... give a speech" and IMMEDIATELY I feel better. Now I'm in my worst case scenario... I have to come up with a new one:
1. Well, at least I don't have to... be abducted by aliens?
2. Well, at least I don't have to... have a colonoscopy?
3. Well, at least I don't have to... have a boob job but they made a mistake and instead of making them bigger they make them SMALLER...eeekkkk.... OK... we have a winner!!!!
Wish me luck x