30/08 Monday 14h00 - I'm a thief!
OK. To the normal person this sounds like a silly tale but I'm a nerd so it's a big deal to me! I can't believe I stole a pen! It only cost R3 but still - I could have been caught, I could have been locked up, I could have had to shove my phone up my bum!
This is how it happened: Sunday morning I went grocery shopping, forgot my pen at home, got a pack of pens from the shelf, used pen to tick off grocery list, paid for groceries, walked out the store, checked my handbag 10 minutes later, saw pens, felt faint, checked around to see if security was after me, hotfooted it out of sandton, felt like a rebel, smiled.
Moral of the story: Stealing is easier then you think - but don't do it - it's bad!